funniest stuff in a long time

max has been saying some real humdingers lately...with the baby, i haven't had much time to post but two that he just spit out were...

we were doing a little "planet study" because he got some planet stickers. i went to a website to find the order of the planets, i had no idea because highschool was not something i took, hmmm, what's the word, "seriously" that's it....embarassing, i know, but true....

anyway, i was showing him the pictures and he never ceases to amaze me, he puts the stickers down and draws the orbits himself....now, the accuracy left something to be desired but...

me: ok, one planet left...uranus (chuckle, chuckle)

max: do you want to put a planet on the paper mama?

me: that's nice max thanks. 

max: you're welcome. where do you want to put my anus (he thought i meant your anus).

(i had to clarify because i didn't think it was clear.)

i almost fell off of my chair...it was hilarious...

he then wanted to play outside, it's really rainy and not fun in the snow weather...so he said

"i want to draw some snow angels. can i have that woodpen?"

"woodpen? do you mean 'pencil'?"

"uh, yeah, pencil."

these few weeks have been some of the funniest days...i'm trying to remember everything he's said but my pure exhaustion has caused some short term brain damage...will have more pictures soon....